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There isn't any awkwardness, because we've found we like a lot of the same things: the Chicago foodie scene, different ethnic cuisines, a love of books, music, /films of both the pop and more obscure genres, and sometimes sarcastic and irreverent senses of humor. I drop weird little facts about myself like how I use a butter knife to cut everything, from veggies to meat to bars of soap. Maybe you drop something about the embarrassing tattoo you got when drunk. x : x pmish: We've been walking and talking, just wandering around, Erotic massages in spokane. Swinging. up late and looking for a cock and we both feel like munching on something, and decide on something in the hotdog/ realm. I get a polish sausage and you make a stupid joke. I stuff french fries into your mouth. We head to the zoo to commune with the imprisoned wildlife and pet fuzzy imprisoned wildlife. I ooh over the elephants, you laugh at monkeys humping. I laugh at you. x : x - x pm: "Hey, do you want to come back to my place and check out that movie Paris was in," you start to say casually, then hurriedly add, "Not THAT movie--I mean it's ed Repo, a Genetic Rock ." and we both laugh, but I know the movie and totally dug it when I saw it a few years ago, and you also to add that it's just to hang out because we've been having fun and you want to keep the day going. I smile and say, "Sure! Sounds like fun because I feel the same way." [insert implied :)] x : x pm: We're back at your place, you're popping in the , I'm popping popcorn, and we sit together on the couch to watch and comment. You're not xxx of those movie that don't believe you have to stay silent the entire movie, and we are both laughing and commenting on it because it is fricking awesome--and we both think the person next to us on the couch is awesome squared. I check you out when I think you're not looking, and you do the same to me. There's some light casual flirty touching, but nothing overtly sexual. You put your arm around my and I give in to wanting to snuggle in. It's just all so... (awww!) sweet! With tons of unspoken thoughts. But we both play it cool. x : x pm: The movie ends, and we both feel a mite bit peckish. Sushi, we both think. With a high- and magic wardrobe change, we both head out to [insert tasty sushi place in the 'hood] and share , rolls, and nigiri, smiling, laughing and touching at dinner. (Wow, this is getting corny and boring, is it not? I'm getting bored too. Let's get it on--I mean, GET ON with it. Hee.) x : x pm: We're heading out and you once again invite me over to your place, "If you want, I mean, I'm not expecting anything or want to try anything," (you're lying about that last part, duh) I smile and say, "As long as you've got clean sheets and don't expect to use the sex toys the first night!" I reply--JK! (you totally wished I said that)--I look at you, smile serenely, and say, "Sure. I've really enjoyed hanging out with you today too." Our hands find each other (awww!) and we head back to your place. x pm: We're back and I see a full gaming system with Wii and , and challenge you--winner names their price. Secretly, you don't know I'm a gaming Ninjet, and I've already got my prize in mind. x pm: ...To Be Determined With the Right Guy..... I am petite, cute, Asian, under x ' x , and spunky. You are in great shape--I feel like a girl around you and can't you up, but you're not so big that I feel I can't you up if I hit you over the head when your back is turned if you turn out to be some major freak--CLEAN (DDF) SWM, x - x , preferably no facial hair, x ' x to x ' x , a great sense of humor, and whipsmart enough to read this ad and see the irony and humor it's laced with--and get it. And being good at oral and sex wouldn't be terrible. But please don't be desperate, or a player, or looking for an ONS or NSA (not the National Security Admin). Good play for me is a bonus, not the goal. Be open to at least a LT FWB/dating/hanging out. I have never been with someone that I've seen every day, or even every other day. I don't think I'd want that. But ideally, x - x times a week with an actual relationship outside of sex is what I'm seeking. Not marriage or BF/GF right off. Just something cool, comfy, fun, and exclusive a few times a week. I don't with other guys and you don't with other girls. Not asking for love or deep emotions right off, maybe not for a long time. But we're both open. Please send your and tell me what you do and what you like to do for fun in your reply. Thanks for reading! Workout partner tonight. .